The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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