We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I checked into jail on foursquare
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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