Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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