brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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