Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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