if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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