im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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