Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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