im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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