Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
God I need to hump something, right now.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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