it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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