i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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