a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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