If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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