Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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