My Higher Power is John Stamos
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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