the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
