im about as happy as oj after his trial
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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