I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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