so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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