this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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