i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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