It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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