Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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