real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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