i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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