piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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