STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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