Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize