We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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