remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I lost the right to judge tonight
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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