idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I intend to get homeless drunk
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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