doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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