I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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