she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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