no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
