brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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