i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
me + whiskey = a bad person
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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