Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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