I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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