Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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