Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
