I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You took a bar mat shot.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Randomize
