In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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