i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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