Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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