I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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