ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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