Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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