just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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