so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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