So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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