I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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