People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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