Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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