yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He felt like a one man threesome
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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