me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Randomize
