He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We left the knife in your bed.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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