She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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